Product Details

Size: 18+
Brand: Witty Yeti

• Brand Name: Witty Yeti
• Item Weight: 2.9 ounces
• Product Dimensions: 5 x 4 x 1 inches
• Number of Items: 50
• Size: 18+
• Sheet Size: 2×3.5 inches
• Paper Finish: Matte
• Manufacturer Part Number: 50 Note 18+ Pack
• Shipping Weight: 2.9 ounces
• Date First Available: June 26, 2016

• SICK OF A**HOLES PARKING LIKE JERKS? Finally you can unleash your righteous anger with Witty Yeti’s funny parking notes.
• LIKE A FAKE PARKING TICKET BUT MEANER. Simply slip it under the windshield wiper, through the driver’s door window, or into the gas tank with some sugar…Editor’s Note: Definitely don’t do this.
• DEPUTIZE YOURSELF in the fight against bad parking. We can’t win without your help, soldier. There are people parking over the lines as we speak!
• SERVE THE PARKING GODS by distributing instant justice to the disrespectful idiots incapable of following the basic rules of parking lot decency.
• PRINTED ON THICK, CLASSY UV COATED PAPER for maximum revenge. Each pack comes with 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.

Size: 18+ Start Winning the War Against Bad Drivers How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need totake up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It’sabout time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerksjust how awful they are. Swift, Quiet Revenge Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an ahole in the wild (and bywild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply andsurreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see afriendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world isabout to come crumbling down (or something like that). Either way, you’ll maketheir day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods. Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children) Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Badparkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact abad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person.It’s the only way. For everyone else, though, these consistently make forgreat novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a…colorful…sense ofhumor. The Cards You might want to check your steering wheel for shit because it looks like itwas parked by an asshole. Wow! Another Euro-import driver parked his car like an asshole. Shocking! Ford 3:50 – And the Lord sayeth, you park like a fucking moron. My grandmother parks better than you. And she’s blind, armless, and dead. Learn to park. Asshole. What’s in the Package? Each order comes with a total of 50 cards consisting of 5 jokes (10 cards perjoke). If you’re not satisfied, these are backed by Witty Yeti’s 30-day, noquestions asked money back guarantee. We want these cards to keep yousatisfied and smiling, even if we have to stay up all night to do it.