The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life
Description
Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say Every
time I see a Dementor, I’m forced to relive our every encounter. Has that
frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she’s the fourth Unforgiveable Curse.
Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with I can tell you didn’t
get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would’ve done something about
your face. Whether you’re a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still
awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you’ve probably encountered a
merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If
you’ve ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a
worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you! NOTE: This is a
picture book intended for any Harry Potter fan but geared toward younger
audiences. This book is NOT a Harry Potter Cookbook companion piece, nor is it
affiliated in any way with any other Harry Potter book. Read more
Features:
Product Details:
- Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub; 10/17/12 edition (November 1, 2012)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 56 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1480280674
- ISBN-13 : 70
- Item Weight : 6.4 ounces
- Dimensions : 8.5 x 0.25 x 10.75 inches
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