Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone, Advice Your Mom Would Give if She Thought You Were Listening (A Fun and Inspiring Gift for Teen Girls, Daughters, or College-Bound Students)
Description
A no-nonsense, hilarious, and brutally honest guide to adulting! Do Your
Laundry or You’ll Die Alone is here to provide you with the advice your mom
would give if she thought you were actually listening.No matter how hard they
try, parents never have time to teach their children everything they need to
know before they leave home. Luckily, Becky Blades has compiled the best
tidbits of advice into one thought-provoking, conversation-starting book that
she wrote for her first-born daughter as she was preparing to leave home for
college.Covering everything from posture to finances, with a hint of motherly
sass, Do Your Laundry or You’ll Die Alone is beautifully illustrated and the
perfect funny graduation gift for daughters leaving the nest, or anyone in
your life who could use a little bit of coming-of-age common sense. Lined
pages at the back of the book allow space for you to leave your own thoughtful
messages.A sneak peek at Mom’s advice:Marry smart. Don’t marry for money.
Beware of marriage advice.Park in the shade in the summer and in the sunshine
in the winter.There’s nothing worse than a smart girl who acts dumb.The
perfect bridal shower, graduation, back-to-school care package, or just
because gift for women and teens!Praise for Do Your Laundry or You’ll Die
Alone:”Finally, a wise, witty book with some straightforward answers to life’s
complex questions.”―Oprah.com”I got a big kick out of Do Your Laundry of
You’ll Die Alone.”―Gretchen Rubin, New York Times bestselling author of The
Happiness Project”A great book to give your daughter or niece or Godchild
before heading off to college.”―Michigan Mom Living Read more
Features:
Product Details:
- Publisher : Sourcebooks; 1st edition (April 5, 2016)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 164 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1492635154
- ISBN-13 : 54
- Item Weight : 14.4 ounces
- Dimensions : 6.75 x 0.65 x 6.75 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #39,790 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #45 in Parent & Adult Child Relationships (Books) #95 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor #878 in Motivational Self-Help (Books)
- #45 in Parent & Adult Child Relationships (Books)
- #95 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor

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