Chocolate Buck (Deer) Poop (Milk Chocolate Covered Raisins) in Vintage Cotton Poop Bag (Buck, Elk, Reindeer & Bigfoot available)

Description

The story goes that many years ago, deep in the rugged landscape of the Rocky
Mountains… there was a legendary mountain man by the name of Billy ‘Big
Buck’ McCoy. People knew Billy as the most skilled hunter and tracker in all
the West. He could track the biggest deer and elk in the whole territory – his
secret? He would tell you it’s all in the poop…Ya see Billy had a strange
‘gift’ of being able to pick up a pile of deer or elk droppings, sniff
them…taste them…and then be able to tell exactly where that monster buck
or bull elk was headed or bedding down. Then, as quietly as an owl swoops down
on his prey…Billy could stalk the animal and get so close that he could
actually catch their droppings before they even hit the ground. His stealth
was unmatched, and as proof of his superior tracking and stalking skills, he
would catch the droppings and bag them up in little fabric sacks to keep as
trophies. Given Billy‘s propensity to taste droppings while hunting, and given
his habit of keeping the poop in bags, the little bags became know to the
locals as Billy’s Chocolate Poop. Rumor has it that as Billy got older and
couldn’t hunt anymore, he eventually went crazy and would open a bag of his
‘Chocolate’ Poop and start snackin’. He would wander the streets of the town
braggin’ about how his chocolate poop was the finest tasting in all the west.
Why don’t you be the Judge? Enjoy a fresh bag of Billy McCoy’s Chocolate Poop
today. Made from the freshest and finest chocolate around – and guaranteed to
be the best tasting Chocolate Poop in all the west.

Features:

• Chocolate Buck (Deer) Poop in a Hand Printed Vintage Cotton Poop Bag
• Contains 6 ounces of Chocolate Deer Poop (Delicious Milk Chocolate Covered Raisins)
• Includes a printed version of the 'The Legend of Billy McCoy's Chocolate Poop'
• Chocolate Buck (Deer) Poop makes the PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER!
• Easily make Chocolate Deer Poop a tradition in your home with the fun story behind it (See description below)

Product Details:

• Brand: Fisch Industries
• Item Form: Chocolate Covered Raisin in shape of Deer Poop
• Occasion: Christmas, Birthday, Gift Giving
• Chocolate Type: Milk
• Flavor: Milk Chocolate Covered Raisins
• Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No
• Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.6 x 5.1 x 1 inches; 3.99 Ounces
• Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ ChocolateWeapons